The News is Imminent

May 17 2023

Lets get small

I move through the world uncomfortably, too big not to bang my head, break the chair, squeeze between the tables, knees to chin, chin to knees, slumping to get little to not make a scene, 6’4 4000kgs of pure pizza… Read more

May 14 2023

The dark Art

Ticketing is a dark art… First it starts with a pre release ticket deal for spark or vodafone subscribers or maybe even visa, you take your rebel soul and you subsume it in desperation, you reward the customers of these… Read more

May 14 2023

The dark Art

Ticketing is a dark art… First it starts with a pre release ticket deal for spark or vodafone subscribers or maybe even visa, you take your rebel soul and you subsume it in desperation, you reward the customers of these… Read more

May 14 2023

The Hours

36 hours of driving for 6 hours of playing? these are the goddamn statistics we like! backwards, inordinate, immoderate, inconceivably backward, we could just pull out the drive at drive around the block 11,000 times and throw money out the… Read more

May 3 2023

Sit in it...

If only you could sit in the big show for a while, just call it quits and revel in the good feelings and tshirt sales on some eternal loop of wonder and peace. Because friday in port was like that,…

Apr 27 2023

Saints are comin'

I was feeling pretty shaky, a bit worn out and a bit beat from the rock going up hill and down, but I ended up at the club rooms and the sheds below and it got me thinking. We’d walk… Read more

Apr 27 2023

Station Z

that was a time, z station after z station and some big clear sky and some cold strong winds and just enough rain to keep me honest. Listened to houses of the holy, physical graffiti and coda all in one… Read more

Apr 27 2023

Now Form a Band

I take this creative writing class in high school. The Class is filled with bookish sensitive smart funny people and one maniac psycho rugby league playing sometime bully trauma filled totally confused giant who is a year older than everyone… Read more

Apr 18 2023

little big show

the big man with the small following returns to the big city to take on the big room with the small songs filled with the big hope trying to follow and fill big shoes with his small talents but big/little… Read more

Apr 17 2023

They Come in 3's boys

The good luck comes in threes,

the bad luck too

the inevitability of death and life

the inevitability of the folk singer and his unending search for the longest possible story between the song

the inevitability of one last minute…

Feb 15 2023

Maths

Not unlike the weird maths that confers each dog year to 7 human years, musician years have an exponential arrangement with time directly corelated with the weariness you feel as you try to decreak your knees getting out of the…

Dec 23 2022

Dear Companions

When I’m not falling over the cables trying to stand on the tables with The Eastern I’m a one man operation, spinning all the plates, burning all the rags, making the posters, driving the truck, breaking the PA, trying to…